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Flying German Cowboy

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.
by GreedtheAwesome April 8, 2011
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flying fuck

An extended version of the word fuck most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
I don't give a flying fuck what your special rate is, I'm not buying you damn stuff.
by -JL June 1, 2006
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen
"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."
by dawaldg September 14, 2005
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flying saucers

dialted pupils

normally due to use of drugs
hannah: marissa, wtf is emma on?
marissa: idk but her eyes look like flying saucers though
by emmarissa May 28, 2007
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The Flying Fuhrer

The act of leaping over your significant other and defacating on them while in mid-air.
"My girlfriend is into freaky German sex. She wanted me to give her the flying fuhrer but I couldn't time mein leapen' with mein poopin'. I am der wurst."
by boxfullofninjas October 18, 2004
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Short Term Fling

A no strings attached relationship where you and your partner are just having fun, usually sexual. No serious commitment or pressure involved, only casual encounters. Longer than a one night stand, but shorter than a long term relationship. More of a random hookup, friend with benefits. STF for short.
Doug: "I heard that Donna and Kevin broke up. That has to be really devastating to both of them. It seemed they were made for each other."

Jill: "And what rock are you living under?...LOL! They were just having in a short term fling and weren't committed to each other. They just wanted casual, non committal fun."

Doug: "I guess they pulled the wool over my eyes. Gee, I feel like such a dork...LOL!"
by Preston Pierce May 18, 2010
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flying a sign

when you show up in a town and you need to raise some scrilla, bein a broke ass crusty and you needs some booze. go to the cardboard dumpster (you should have your own sharpie magnum, steal one from office max if you dont) right some shit like
"travelin, broke, hungery. anything helps" or "out of work bank robbers need money for guns" find a busy street, best on freeway off ramps or other high traffic intersections where cars hafta stop at red lights to look at you. you can spange and fly a sign at the same time, but its best to go to a touristy area and have a clever sign. like "hungry hungry hobos" or "parents kidnapped by ninjas need money for
karate lessons" borrow yer friends dog if you aint got one, but be prepared to carry a home a bunch of dog food.
sometimes you aint got no way to make money but to get yer ass to the offramp and get to flying a sign
by ms.coldheart January 11, 2008
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