Floater

A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick

look at that floater lets poke him!

by gps93 November 24, 2009

cherry float

When you have sex with a virgin girl on a water bed.

"Last night i had myself one hell of a cherry float!"

by SkittleSkiTzO September 8, 2005

floamer

noun; fecal matter that when forced from the anus by the rectal muscles appears to have the consistancy of foam, or a milkshake.

Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup clip, she let loose a floamer!

by sonofabird August 1, 2008

floating bank

To be in possession of a copious sum of money (bare notes)

1. Jermaine's floating bank. He's gotta sink them notes.

2. Niggas floating bare bank

by Jamal Watson January 21, 2009

floating cornhole

when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise

by John Assman July 8, 2009

Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.

"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011

Lane Floating

Lane floating is a sport created in the Cotswolds where you drive down a country lane in a low gear with the driver and all the passengers seated outside the vehicle (on window ledges or the roof).

This new sport is designed for the occupants of the vehicle to be able to socialise at slow speeds night or day on quiet lanes or narrow tracks; piloting the vehicle at low speeds from outside the car gives the impression you are floating down a canal (hence the name).

The art of this sport rests with the driver as they will have limited control while sat on the window ledge but passengers will be in charge of gear changing.

This sport is illegal in England which makes it a bit more interesting and should only be carried out by experienced drivers.

Dan and four friends sat on the window ledges of the car and began lane floating down "Calf Way".

As Dan was lane floating down "Green Farm Way" he was steering from above and letting the car roll.

As we drove down yonder we passed a group of people floating down the lane in a car.

by JeffeyFromYonder May 26, 2009