Fondlement

The marks left behind from touching, playing, or otherwise caressing something or someone.

Look at those fondlements all over her jeans.

Who left these fondlements all over my car?!

by GabGab42 January 26, 2022

Fondle

To rub or stroke/play with passion

She grabbed my dick through my shorts and I said, “Fondle my balls!”

by Mike.R April 19, 2022

findlenarian

Someone decending from the bloodline of the people of planet EO-5

Typically twerks and backflips

He must be findlenarian

by DefinetlyRealWords January 15, 2023

fengler

Beyond the most inspirational, encouraging, positive person that you can be surrounded by. If you don’t have a fengler in your life you’re missing out.

Beyond the most inspirational, encouraging, positive person that you can be surrounded by. If you don’t have a fengler in your life you’re missing out.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 2, 2023

Fendent

The indent on your face from wearing safety goggles.

“Bro, did you see her fendent?”
“Yeah, it’s so deep. She must’ve just been in Chemistry class.”

by wowzers4 January 28, 2024