Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.
Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.
Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.
"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."
Fear the turtle
Fear the turtle
by Skandranon314 January 6, 2012
Get the Fear the Turtlemug. 1. Something big, hairy, and scary. (No, dude, not your penis...I said big :-) ) that can ACTUALLY happen to you, as opposed to an irrational fear.
2. Something not physically scary, but mentally terrifying yet very real...like an "aw, shit" moment.
2. Something not physically scary, but mentally terrifying yet very real...like an "aw, shit" moment.
Examples of rational fears:
That 90 pound Rottweiler that's about to latch onto your ass like it was a big, meaty, steak.
That 15-year old girl's father after he found out you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.
Worrying that you're gonna flunk geometry because you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.
That 90 pound Rottweiler that's about to latch onto your ass like it was a big, meaty, steak.
That 15-year old girl's father after he found out you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.
Worrying that you're gonna flunk geometry because you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.
by StevieTheOldFrigginFart August 12, 2016
Get the rational fearmug. The hardesst lads in forball. If tou see these weapons run for tour live.
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Get the Falkirk Fearmug. by DandA6 February 27, 2009
Get the Fear Turtlemug. Conspiracy theorist information used to generate sexual excitement in Red necks, religious extremists and dudes that live in their mom's basement.
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by cYranger August 24, 2011
Get the Fear Pornmug. A state of general fear and anxiety experienced soon after a person has seen a bug in their home or encountered a bug outside, i.e. a roach, spider, wasp, bee, etc. Bug fear can last anywhere from a few hours to a few days. Bug fear is intensified if the bug is never found.
Shana was in total bug fear after she killed a roach in her house.
I was in bug fear for days after I saw that spider.
I was in bug fear for days after I saw that spider.
by Lucas McKenzie August 13, 2010
Get the Bug Fearmug.