Pillow Farter

A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.

AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye

by radasballs September 23, 2011

Somebody farted

A person who let off a silent one in class and someone says who farted

“Bro somebody farted and stinks EWW smells horrible”.

by Uuudurrrr March 19, 2019

Drive-By-Farter

A person whom farts near others and then simply walks on or out of the room, leaving the stinky aftermath and avoiding blame.
Can be called a DBF for short.

Adam: Umm bye guys, got to go.

*leaves*

Jake: *sniff* Aww man, was that you?

Dave: Nah it was Adam, he's such a Drive-By-Farter.

by doodledotcom123 November 2, 2012

get it farted on

When an object or person causes you dissatisfaction you may fart on it to show it (or them) the measure of your dissatisfaction with it's (or their) manner, way of being, actions or existence.

get it farted on, man

by 1030JH April 21, 2022

Farter

A ugly girl, usually fat and homely (Ugly)

Ohh look at her, shes a farter.

by aite July 6, 2007

Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.

"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."

by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008