freeballin weights

the weights used at the gym that are free hand weights, as opposed to the weight machines, which are guided weights. these weights require more strength, and have no guide - it's all muscle going into it.

Shit, I don't use the guided weight machines. i am all over the freeballin weights. Weight machines are for weak pussies.

by priscilla dune April 24, 2008

freebush

When one uses the natural means of decapitating on a bush as a means to relieve themselves, as opposed to utilizing the facilities of an indoor plumbing system. Freebushing is an applicable tactic provided the plant of choice is a bush, not a shrub or a tree. A bush. Hence the term "freebush". If you are faced with a critical dilemma and really need to take a dump, but can not distinguish whether or not your plantoilet of choice fits the criteria of a bush, please contact Mr. T-rizzle, the authoritative staff member of the "Bushing for Freedom" association or Mr. Jack Attack, the administrative director -to be assisted through the critical decision.
Thank you,
may you have a good bush.

Hey man, the stall was full, and I didn't wanna double dunk with that French dude, so I had to freebush it. I'm glad it wasn't a rose bush.

by awesome-pawsome bob August 23, 2008

freebes

a sexually transmitted disease that is a cross between herpes and syphilis.

talked to my std doctor today and he said that i got a new disease called freebes.

by as;lkvnoiergndbj a; September 26, 2008

Freebirds

Chipotle on steroids. Usually found near college campuses in the US. Not for ritzy people. Go to Chipotle if you want ritzy.

I went to Freebirds yesterday, and it was so awesome, that it was like have sex.

by Fastcasualrestaurant May 20, 2013

Freeball

When you masturbate with out using computer, magazine, or any other type of arousing photos, or video's thus having to use your mind To turn you on

My buddy borrowed my computer and now I have to freeball.

by Dboyflan October 27, 2011

freebasing

incessant, continuous, unforgivable, and inexcusable public ball scratching, for no reason.

He handles more balls than dirk nowitski, man he's freebasing!

by BTTL July 13, 2006

freebie

When one has a wet dream or ejaculates during sleep due to lack of sex or masturbation from the fear that he would be sinning against God.

"Joey's stoaked, he just had a freebie last night but his bed is a mess."

"Man guys God just hooked me up with a freebie, its been so long I was starting to worry."

"I was tempted to whack it because its been 6 months since my last freebie, but finally last night couldn't have come at a better time."

by 10duece December 16, 2007