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freebush 

When one uses the natural means of decapitating on a bush as a means to relieve themselves, as opposed to utilizing the facilities of an indoor plumbing system. Freebushing is an applicable tactic provided the plant of choice is a bush, not a shrub or a tree. A bush. Hence the term "freebush". If you are faced with a critical dilemma and really need to take a dump, but can not distinguish whether or not your plantoilet of choice fits the criteria of a bush, please contact Mr. T-rizzle, the authoritative staff member of the "Bushing for Freedom" association or Mr. Jack Attack, the administrative director -to be assisted through the critical decision.
Thank you,
may you have a good bush.
Hey man, the stall was full, and I didn't wanna double dunk with that French dude, so I had to freebush it. I'm glad it wasn't a rose bush.
freebush by awesome-pawsome bob August 23, 2008
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Pussy Freebush 

A house wife that aspires to be a porn actress. Or a large manicured bush.
My stage name is Pussy Freebush. My Pussy Freebush could use a trimming.
Pussy Freebush by Pussy Freebush December 30, 2010

freebusch 

, All natural , no shave , freebusch beaver club ,
My sister never shaved her vagina she rocks her freebusch. 🤘

John was about to get lucky, till Stacey noticed his freebusch outside his boxer briefs.
freebusch by F.U.S.B.O. November 28, 2017
Measurement for the male genitalia. Measures roughly one foot long.
Yeah, his penis is about half a freebus.
Freebus by Craven-Moorhead October 31, 2011

freebashing 

The modern day act of posting internet statements with the intention of vilifying any person or group into perceived shame based upon hearsay evidence and gossip, anonymously.
Some hunter killed an animal and the whole internet was freebashing him.
freebashing by Timothy Stickens September 7, 2015

Freepushpop 

When you buy a candy and the client gave you the candy free.
Gave me a freepushpop tomorrow.
Freepushpop by Patapushpop December 13, 2019
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