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Fake oopsie.

A term used to describe a moment in which someone acts like they meant to do or say something as a mistake but in reality they intended to do it, more than likely for attention. Pewdiepie doesn't approve of fake oopsies!
Girl: Omg, I just took this selfie by accident! Eww, look.

Pewdiepie: No! I call bs! Fake oopsie.
by daddyjiminslut May 11, 2018
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fake post

A message left on a message board or personal Note to oneself for the purpose of stroking one's own ego in a susie like manner.
Don't take that crap seriously man! It's just a fake post some susie is using to foist their delusions on other people.
by Dakhoth™ July 24, 2010
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Fake Nerd

A Fake-Ass person who has seen shows like "Big Bang Theory" (or to a lesser extent "Twilight") and have mixed in the Modern Hipster culture and styles of wearing Fake "Ray-Bans" and 80's style clothes. They have played some kind of Popular video game such as "Call of Duty, Madden/Fifa or a singing/music game" and think that they are also "Gamers" They claim they are nerdy because they they do these things or Hang out with similarly minded individuals. They are completly fake because they have no real sense of what a nerd is. They are also the same people who make fun of people for playing Xbox or PS3 too much, or play World Of Warcraft in their spare time. Real Nerds are disgusted by the way posers, pretend to be like them.
(Via Facebook) Fake Nerd 1: Round the Boyfriends playing CoD, then we are gonna watch star wars.

Fake Nerd 2: Nice, i played my brothers earlier, What sad no-life N00bs they were
by smish34 October 4, 2011
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fake hoe

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.
Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
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fake a leak

When someone pretends they need to go to the bathroom to avoid class, they are faking a leak.
John: Isn't that the fourth time Bob's gone to take a leak in the last hour?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?
by Sofia (ms: /lulzayakii) July 10, 2010
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fake newstards

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.
Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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fake flexer

pretty much a wanna be (normally a boy in his teenage or pre-teen years, trynna act rich with a lot of brand name stuff but cant afford the brand name stuff so then he has the off brand/ store brand stuff)
Jenna: Did you see that Rolex he was wearing! Holy Crap! He must be rich!
Lizzie: Na girl. Hes rolling with the Timex. Hes such a fake flexer
by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018
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