finishing school

jerking a man off to completion

Dr. Sushi ask if after dinner I would go to finishing school.

by Conradillac May 30, 2023

FINISHED PLAYER

It means you are a finished player, you are not in your prime no mo and you should just retire

person 1: bro that dude is trash, hes a finished player
person 2: i agree hes finished

by SpirallyYes July 3, 2023

Finnish Glove Dragon

A hand job were the giver covers their hand in rubbing alcohol before setting it on fire. The giver must then jerk the male off until completion, or third degree burns set in.

"oh yeah it was sick! He let me do the Finnish Glove Dragon on them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah it was fun until he had to go to the hospital with 3rd degree burns"

by Lemno April 3, 2020

Finnish Bear

A finnish bear is a woman that is very attractive but annoying and steals your personal belongings.

Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.

by FinnishBear August 21, 2022

Cole Malcolm finesher

A way of attacking someone in an almost futile attempt but still trying your hardest. Usually doing some dumb shit like crossing your arms to punch.

Oh shit bro, I heard your cousin got hit with the Cole Malcolm finesher

by Big uncle jimbo 69 June 3, 2018

finishing my sandwiches

(Generally: to finish someone's sandwiches). To interrupt a person, assuming incorrectly that you know what he or she is going to say. Inspired by an exchange from Arrested Development:

Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Person A: "I think I'd like..."
Person B: "Ice cream?"
Person A: "To go home. Stop finishing my sandwiches."

by yawnoc September 7, 2013

Sinister Finister

God of the bass. Known to hang out with Nasty Maggots. A Cabbage Night Orchestra staple. All tremble in his presence, not due to fear, but rather to the low-frequency rumbles from the 4-stringed instrument of Satin (not Satan, but Satin – dark overlord of the underworld of disturbing artwork). “Sinister Finister”…the uttering of his very name causes your car to stall, your guitar to detune or snare drum head to break. An evil, evil presence which must be stopped in our lifetime, before somebody pokes an eye out.

Man, I went to see the Nasty Maggots last night, and Sinister Finister was there, and after the show on the way home, we were talking about him, and my car stalled!

by Slashy J. Izzbourne October 30, 2004