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famspam

the incessant influx of email perpetuated by family and relating to blah family events such as birthday well-wishing or inconsequential family dramas such as whose cupcake recipe most resembled grandma's.
I'm getting twenty bleeps a minute in my inbox from all this famspam wishing my one year old niece, who doesn't even have email mind you, a happy birthday.
by xollock March 19, 2009
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the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.
While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"
by The General June 6, 2004
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cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years
i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer
by billowey pete August 18, 2006
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Car Farmer

Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.
That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.
by waldemar funquist July 20, 2010
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Watermelon Farmer

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.
I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer
by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014
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Farmalot

Verb meaning to ejaculate without proper provocation
When dancing with a girl you farmalot in your pants
by Jack Barch January 9, 2008
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Farmer

A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.
ME!
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.
by Farmgirl September 29, 2012
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