Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

Faceshocker by TimCT February 3, 2009

Fake Down 

Alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a slut or a gold digging bitch. The subject is #1> Fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. "working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who's interested in said person. And #2> Down as in "cool with" that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.

Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.

Bobak: "What happened with Xiomara and Mike?"

Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."

Fake Down by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

fake ass shit 

Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.

Dude, that video of the cat doing a pull-up is some fake ass shit!

fake ass shit by Brittle Fingers November 8, 2015

fake shitting 

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

fake shitting by River rat man April 25, 2017

fake arianator

A fake arianator is someone who knows like one song usually side to side and claims they know everything but they actually spent five minutes skimming a Wikipedia page that they updated

Person 1]i love Ariana Grande so much

Fake arianator]omg yes I know the words to side to side

Person 1]really? Any other song?

fake arianator by Arianxtor 4 lyfe October 20, 2017

Fake Relationship 

Basically a fake relationship is a relationship that is not real. In closer detail a fake relationship is a very werid connection between two people. Sometimes In a fake relationship one person isn’t interested in the other. And sometimes there both not interested in each other. A fake relationship can take place because someone in the fake relationship wants attention from others or they don’t wanna be lonely. (DISCALMER: Just because they don’t wanna be lonely doesn’t mean the person running the fake relationship is interested in you) 1# easy way to tell it’s a fake relationship- {if someone is dating someone that is a total opposite from them} 2# {if they spend more time with other girls/boys} 3# {they barely call,text, or have contact with you}.

Bobs parents won the lottery, afterwards Sadie (the hottest girl in his school) asked him out; afterwards he found out she was a gold digger and Sadie told him that it was a fake relationship.

Fake Relationship by Sheebootyqeqe May 17, 2018

Fake Yaps

feyk-yapps (adjective and noun)

A South African slang term meaning a statement or claim that is false or intended to illicit memes

"You said you was in da Pokemon Champion Cup. Das fake yaps."

Fake Yaps by SA-Gangsta September 2, 2020