Express Route

By getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don't need to do the task of seducing* the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your sexy time quicker. Commonly abbreveated to ER. Once again all this could also be avoided by slipping viagra into her drink

*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...

ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!

"Bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route"

"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."

"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...

by The Mathmagician November 4, 2007

seaford oyster bay expressway (135)

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

rectus expellarum

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

by cassius$ July 19, 2006

.50 Action Express

A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.

I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!

by JoeBob August 30, 2003

expressionate

Having or showing overly expressive gestures especially in the face.

She is very expressionate.

by ddefa December 12, 2007

Double Dutch Expressways

The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.

Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.

by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010

Chaircover Express

The antithesis of integrity, ingenuity, ambition, customer service and reason.

Chaircover Express messed up your order. You are out of luck.

by derekwerhwarhwear August 4, 2007