I don't even.

A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"

Bill: Mary told me she had sex with her brother.
Joe: ...............'The fuck.
Bill: I don't even.

I don't even. by lolmart April 3, 2010

off for even a chinese 

adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.

WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!

off for even a chinese by niggman star33 October 5, 2011

D'even 

Meaning "Don't even" from the term "Mi d'even swim". Used by popular Jamaican Dancehall Artiste Aidonia in his video response to Vybz Kartel.

Used in Jamaican slang.
Video response and other related videos can be found on youtube.

Cory Todd: Ya fish?

Donia: Right ya now mi d'even swim.

D'even by Stullesha September 24, 2012

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in 

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

I can't even by TripleGs June 24, 2015

See even more 

A phrase used by trolls used to trick people into believing that there is something after See More.

This is cool
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@See even more
(Facebook's own 'see more' will appear around the 6th or 7th line and hence, the moment you click on it, you will see 'See even more' and be positively trolled.

See even more by hardcoretrollmanz July 13, 2011

Don't Even @ Me 

Do not even include me into whatever you are talking about whether it's in Social Media or in word of mouth if not we'll have beef.

Kevin: Hey Tony is a moron

Tony: Boy don't even @ me

Don't Even @ Me by Amemeonifunny October 12, 2018