post-election depression syndrome

(a new, mythical, mental disorder defined after Donald Trump won the presidency on Nov 8, 2016): a type of depression among voting age young adults 18-45, following the loss of your favorite political candidate at the federal elections, so severe that you are not socially, academically or legally functional anymore

Most left-leaning liberal social scientists, academics and pundits don't understand that IMHO this new, mythical post-election depression syndrome can actually be very easily cured; all one needs to do is consciously and rationally realize that your candidate lost and that retargerous actions such as civil disobedience, general violence, vandalism, destruction of property and other related forms of social protest are meaningless, making it more likely that you will get a file with the Unforegiveables.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2016

Death by Lethal Erection

Death that is caused by the use or misuse of erectile dysfunction medication.

This may be the result of the user overdosing on the medication or by having a severe reaction to said medication.

The corpse may, or may not, still have an erection after death, dependent on when the corpse is found.

"Did you hear about John? He took 5 Viagra tablets causing death by lethal erection. Such a shame, you could still see a lump in the crotch region as he was taken out in a body bag."

by kritikal November 7, 2012

Election

an unexplainable irriation of the left side of the underhenge

Rowan- You've a bit of an election today
Person- F*** YOU

by bassface5 October 18, 2010

election 2020

The fight between the orange man and the dementia man. Will be the most memorable fight in the history of the world. Make sure to tell your kids and grandkids about this epic fight, for who shall remember this will be a legend

guy 1: Ayo man, remember election 2020
guy 2: yea dude! Dementia man totally kicked the orange man in the ass!
guy 1: only Ogs will remember

by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020

de-erection

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear

There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection

by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007

Erection

An erection is a powerful trick that a penis does when it becomes sexually aroused. Like an elephant's trunk, it can raise up high into the sky. The erection is often used for sexual intercourse and masturbating or even being naked. And teenagers love to get erections, but sometimes, the get an unexpected one in public, and they will try to ignore it.

Ross stared at joy at Julianne's bare midriff as she walked up to the front of the school board. Before long, his penis began to stiffen and relax as it pressed against his jeans. Then he looked down and saw the erection. He took off all of his clothes to give the penis some air. Now, Ross was naked as a seal and lied down on the desk bare and began rubbing the boner with his middle finger. Julianne noticed Ross and became attracted by the session. Finally, the snout of the penis released semen and Ross wiped it off with a towel. Julianne fell in love with Ross and said "Great job masturbating." as I smiled nervously and blushed, and Julianne kissed my bare body.

by VBruno August 21, 2013

Erection Roulette

You have a group of people sitting in a circle. You think up a question you know the answer to and ask it to someone. If you get it wrong you have to take viagra and then get kicked in your australia(penis).

Dude we played erection roulette last night and jeremy got freakin hammer I don't think hes gonna have babies.

by Big poot January 11, 2006