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soft erection

See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.

Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.

Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.
by Dopplegangbanger May 8, 2014
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Hobo Erectus

Any one of low public stature or has very little money that always has very sexual feelings toward another person place or thing.
"Jimmy is such a hobo erectus!"
"look at that bum. always horney for that Trash bin"
by Monique Cab August 10, 2007
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erection

Today, being erection day, I almost pissed my pants when my vote wasn't counted.
by daryl671 November 8, 2006
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erection

a building; the end result of a construction crew's erecting efforts.
Just looking at that big, beautiful erection that Frank Lloyd Wright designed gives me an erection.
by Nick D April 18, 2003
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erection section

Term coined by Bootle FM's DJ Heather MacLean for late night slow jams.
Tune in to Bootle FM and Join Heather MacLean for the late night Erection Section, get your grove and your bone on!
by Lululuvshockey August 17, 2007
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erection

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.
I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes
by Matt May 11, 2003
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Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
by JLB555555 August 1, 2012
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