death erection

1. The most awesome metal band of all time.

2. Upon being hanged, the last action is a violent orgasm and erection, called a death erection.

Hey man, did you see death erection last night?

Yeah man. they're fucking great.

by beau gordon February 10, 2010

Nerd erection

Achieving a "metaphoric" erection by satisfying one nerd's fantasies

"Dude I just got a nerd erection this afternoon. I got my Core 2 Quad today."

After a girl that I really like waved at me, I got a nerd erection.

by lkegley9 February 09, 2009

Erection of Firearms

A group of seven or more firearms that cause 'Muricans to become erect. Like a gaggle of geese but with guns.

Sean put his erection of firearms into the trunk and the suspension sagged about 2 inches.

by Wholesome Sean September 05, 2021

Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011

Erect pussy

When you have a pussy and a penis grows inside and gets hard

Hey, a penis grew in my pussy I think I have erect pussy.

by Anonymous neighbor April 30, 2019

Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

I had an Erection Ejection having sex

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

gay erection

When a gay man sees a large dick or a tight ass butt they have a huge boner or their whole ass dick standing up

Ethan: Oh my god! Did you see his large dick?
Aaron: Yes! I'm about to have a gay erection.

by TheManInUrNightmares October 22, 2022