Post-Google Depression

The sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. This comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different "place your name here" in Canada appears.

Person 1: I hate my life
Suicide Hotline: Why?
Person 1: Post-Google Depression
Suicide Hotline: Oh, then its not only you that hates you. Its god. Are you Jewish by any chance?

by Mac___Crazy September 27, 2010

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Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

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Depression

a feeling of the world turning its back against you. No one to turn to but the bottle of alcohol to your left and the crackpipe to your right. Getting into your car and driving at 100 m/hr with nothing to fear but living another day in misery. Why wont it end. why?

i dont feel like going outside today depression just seems to follow me

by Shundelle April 1, 2008

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depression

when all the air is sucked out of your lungs in one moment
and as you try to gasp for air, depression pulls you back under.

"whats depression like"

"It's like drowning, and you're screaming at the people who walk past you, but they don't even realize that you're slowly dying."

"so pretty dark, yeah?"

by - bashful February 8, 2015

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