emorgy

A orgy where only emo's are invited... It involes hot lustful sex

"oh how good was that emorgy last night josh?"
"i no it was great"
"greddle had muff nugget"

by Jesso_boy May 3, 2006

Emery

When you shit and fart & cum

Robert: Just Emery'd all over your mom last night!1!1!!!1!1

by xXmilfmaster69Xx October 11, 2020

Embryo Fairy

A night-time fairy, similiar to the tooth fairy, who comes in the middle of the night to remove unwanted embryos and replace them with condoms.

Dude, the embryo fairy totally came last night, check out all these Trojan condoms I got!

by G to the unit January 15, 2008

Emery

A stupid person

That person is an Emery, he is pretty weird

by poop eater 1 October 10, 2019

emery

reference to an obviously male cross dresser
facial hair often present

Originated by ones desire to file his nails in preparation for a 'night out' in the lady cloth (emery board)

"that person is obviously an EMERY"
"that EMERY must be looking for a new dress"

by Emery01 January 15, 2008

since jesus was an embryo

This phrase, often used in Navy circles especially by Benz's while chastising wannabes, means "for a fucking long time."

"You guys have been here since Jesus was an embryo and you still can't do the Chief run!"

by Billy B Bad February 15, 2015

Emery

Is the worst person you can ever think of,

he can not keep a secret

hes a dick face and hes someone that has no friends.

he will be your best friend one day and the next he wont talk to you.

Emery won't talk to me ever again, and hes being a dick

by Jessie Wiedemann January 18, 2011