Egert

European dude with a small dick but thinks that he has a big one who also thinks he is asian.

What an Egert!

by WolfieSKE January 8, 2019

ham and eggered

To be completely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Wow, did you see Des las night? He was completely ham and eggered.

by Desmond Brown October 18, 2008

Elderberryfish

Derives from an individual who likes saying random things - elderberry comes from one time use in monthy python and fish are random in all ocasions. Can be used to describe a very rare or strange thing, or as a random statement.

ElderberryFish!
Dude you smell of elderberryfish!
Well maybe I'll go ad find an elderberryfish.
Sure, and elderberry fish live in abundance on mars (!)
Dude, how many people have ever heard the word Elderberry fish before!

by Nick BC October 11, 2004

Elder Fuþark

The eldest of the elder and younger Fuþarks.

Elder Fuþark(Elder Futhark)was the written language of choice in first century Nordic regions. The alphabet consists of 24 runes: f, u, þ, a, r, k, g, w, h, n, i, j, ï, p, z, s, t, b, e, m, l, ŋ, d, and o.

See also: Runic

Historian: What is this? My word its Elder Fuþark! It must be 2 millennia old!

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007

Eager McBeaver

a girl, or (homosexual) man who wants to give a man head (aka blow job) very badly, then is a beaver (uses teeth when giving head; very bad).

John: "hey did she end up giving you head last night?"

Steve: "yea."

John: "was she good?"

Steve: "hell no. She was an Eager McBeaver."

by VolcomStoneLC May 20, 2007

Elery

Elery is another word for "ass-hole," most commonly heard in Northern Illinois. Being called an Elery is usually taken as an insult, you don't want to be called an Elery.

Wow, Jake is REALLY acting like an Elery right now.

by Jessie girl36 June 29, 2011

elerin

a fictional number or amount of something

"yo, how many of these shrooms r u supposed to take?"
"elerin prolly"
"o alrite"

by clearninja420 February 28, 2008