exit

Death, mostly of natural causes.

"That old bum has finally came to an exit."

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

exit wound

(n.) the brown mark left behind in your underpants when the tip of a turd decides to slide out of your asshole, breach the ass cheek barrier, and scrape the cloth of your underpants.

fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this morning before work and i really had to make duty. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn't crap your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in 'em. luckily, it wasn't a full blown shit fest.
fella #2: ...i would've just taken the dump in her shoes.

by fackyou2 September 19, 2009

exithiside

a group of five guys that are notorious for their engergetic, off the wall live performances, making them the best band in Vancouver.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Exit College

Where you get your schooling when you're on your way down.

ACLU (Anterior Cruciate Ligament University) It's the "Exit College" Lebron James attends while learning that he's not really better than the rest of us.

by winnthrop October 22, 2010

Fear Exist

Something that you are scared of fear or have some scared of something like riding a roller coaster

No wonder people say fear exist is real because am scared to ride the roller coaster!

by Fearixs October 3, 2018

Exit Strategy

To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.

Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?

Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.

Brett: That's gross!

by Tobias Hawkins December 15, 2009

Exitheory

The theory that every exit you make is an entrance somewhere else.

Grasshopper: Dad, do you mean that if I hop through this door; not only am I exiting this room, I am entering this other room at the same time.

Dad grasshopper: Yes grasshopper, you are getting wise young one. Actually there is no such thing as a singular exit or entrance. They are one and the same thing.

Grasshopper: oh

Dad grasshopper: Don't think about exitheory too much, your prothorax will explode.

by Exitheory October 29, 2008