Douche Porn

Douche Porn is a category of legitimate Hollywood film that consists of movies centered around totally bro'd out dudes banging hot chicks, doing large amounts of drugs, making crazy money (usually illegally), and doing so with little to no consequences for large portions of the movie. The term "douche porn" refers to the sexual arousal these films tend to cause among the douchier members of society (particularly 20-something males).

Popular themes for Douche Porn include movies about Wall Street, gambling, and car theft.

Ludwig Von Broski - "Dude, 'The Wolf of Wall Street' was the best movie I've ever seen!"

Joe Normalguy - "I'll bet. It's total 'Douche Porn.' I'm sure it was right up your alley."

Ludwig - "Totally!"

by The Nation of Stankonia March 9, 2014

Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014

captain douche

In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.

"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."

If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.

by slugbeast July 22, 2009

douche frames

White framed sunglasses.

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

Douche buds

Another name for Apple air pods.

That jerk walking down the street can’t hear you, he has his douche buds in.

by GoTerps00 June 16, 2018

Douche Factory

Any business or scholastic entity that attracts douchebags or promotes douchebaggery to the extent that the vast majority of the members of that entity become douchebags. Douche factories are frequently law firms, real estate agencies, fraternity houses, or the University of Tennessee.

Hey, why did Steve change his name to Brody, start over-gelling his hair, wearing sunglasses upside down and backwards on his head, and carrying his man-bag around everywhere, even to the movie theater?

Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.

Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.

by nomanbags April 1, 2010

Douche Taggery

Tagging someone in an event they are not playing at, a part of, or have ever been to. Tagging someone in a picture/image that is completely unrelated to their known interests. Douche Tagging someone to further your purpose by affiliating someone else with your event/picture to get more likes/interest. Another Version/Lowest form of Tag Spam: Douche Tag/Taggery.

This promoter is tagging every known DJ on this flyer , his level of Douche Taggery rises with every event.

by Professional Kid September 6, 2013