6 definitions by Professional Kid

Getting woken up by gunshots in the morning and not coffee.
I was really tired this morning and then I had A Chicago Latte and couldn't stop running around the apartment.
by Professional Kid June 6, 2016
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Tagging someone in an event they are not playing at, a part of, or have ever been to. Tagging someone in a picture/image that is completely unrelated to their known interests. Douche Tagging someone to further your purpose by affiliating someone else with your event/picture to get more likes/interest. Another Version/Lowest form of Tag Spam: Douche Tag/Taggery.
This promoter is tagging every known DJ on this flyer , his level of Douche Taggery rises with every event.
by Professional Kid August 7, 2013
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Sweet Baby Ray’s Bar-B-Q sauce is a Bar-B-Q sauce made for people who hate flavor. Consisting mainly of corn syrup and sugar, it’s a flavorless condiment that can be found anywhere food is an afterthought. At big box retailers it’s on sale, most of the time, since no one pays full price for generics. Its low-quality ingredients meet the barest standards to be considered an actual Bar-B-Q Sauce as opposed to gangrenous ketchup.

As a descriptive adjective, it is used to describe something rudimentary, basic, foundational, or elemental. Items referred to, or labeled as Sweet Baby Ray’s, usually consist of the least amount of components required to label something of that genre.
- Lethal Weapon is the Sweet Baby Ray’s of the action movie genre.

- Tech House is the Sweet Baby Ray’s of electronic dance music.

- Cargo Shorts are the Sweet Baby Ray’s of men’s summer wear.
by Professional Kid August 10, 2016
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A person always seeking attention, or approval of others, especially people they don't know. A classic one up-er.
That 'Thirst Queen' is always hitting 'Reply All' to get attention of the management, and eeerybody in the office.
by Professional Kid April 24, 2015
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Someone who is very easily aggravated by years of bitterness.
He's such a Cranky Knuckles way he speaks of music now.
by Professional Kid September 29, 2015
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When someone boasts and brags about themselves so arrogantly that they should karmatically be a victim in an Agatha Christie story.
The way he continues to gloat about himself like he isn't flawed just shows how much of a Bragatha Christie he really is.
by Professional Kid June 30, 2016
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