douché 

The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.

Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."

douché by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

Douche' 

The response to someone when they state an obvious correction but, they state it in a pompous manner.

Tom: Dude she never even called me back after our date.
Carl: Thats because your hung like a hamster.
Tom: Douche'

Douche' by oneshallrise November 26, 2010

Douché 

A combination of existing words 'touché' and 'douche'.
The word 'touché' is used in popular culture and general conversation to commend someone on a clever response or counter point to an argument whereas 'douche' is an insult that recognizes an individual for acting like an asshole, jerk, or douche.
'Douché' combines elements of the above terms and is typically utilized to commend an individual on a dick move.

Example 1:
"When I left the room that motherfucker changed my Facebook status. I commented on his wall: Douché."

Example 2:
Person #1: "I take you everywhere. Without me, you would have no friends."
Person #2: "Dude, I introduced you to them."
Person #1: "...Douché."

Douché by AbstractDoctrine March 5, 2011

douche' 

An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.

To that I can only say douche' .

douche' by J Bo January 27, 2007

Douché 

Acknowledging a person's comeback while adding that they are a douche.

(Combination of Douche and Touché.)

Person 1: Hey! I got a B+ on my exam!

Person 2: Dude, I got an A.

Person 1: Douché...

Douché by Zoltarr777 November 11, 2010

douché 

(doo-SHEY) an expression used for acknowledging a telling remark or rejoinder while simultaneously acknowledging that the person who said the remark is a douche for saying it.

Jim: I should've walked further to get to that restaurant.

Bob: Actually, you mean to say you should have walked "farther" to get to that restaruant.

Jim: Douché.

douché by DarkRoom February 15, 2010

douché 

A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all.

You: This
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!

douché by bryanwn October 23, 2009