Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem September 27, 2015

pink dorito

Someone who is sunburnt or crusty as hell. Could also be someone who is always heated (mad).

Get outta here with yo pink dorito looking ass.

by lookingass92 April 12, 2017

doritoes

Brittish people saying doritos

Ayy-up mate got some doritoes?
It's doritos, innit?

by emgh July 14, 2018

Carbonated Doritos

Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth

I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.

by Beasty04 May 3, 2017

inverted dorito

A shape of something, like a patch of hair, referencing an upward facing Dorito similar to an equilateral triangle.

I shave my armpits into inverted Doritos. It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.

by Mmmmagick man April 6, 2023