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Doinker

A small insignificant roll/portion of something - (ie, cover, poly, toilet paper, penis etc)
"I don't want that f-ing doinker - give me a big roll.

"He's got such a doinker!"
by Terilynn78 April 14, 2010
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A common word used by tourette suffers, usually found accompanying the word cunt, but can equally accompany such words as fuck, fuckidy-fuck, knobsuckingslut, or hello
"good morning doink schnib gooblede goop cunt cunt cunt, dear friend, how are you,wooop."
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.
by doinkman October 20, 2008
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can be used any way humanly possible. hello, goodbye, clothing. human beings, also produces well in raps.
"i'm going to have some doinky."
"want to doinky later"
"thats doinky as fuck"
"were smoking a doinky"
"wats up, the names doinky, yous guys wanna go doinky?" "who left there doinky in my car?"
"thats doinky fresh"
"what a doink"
"im leaving, doinky"
by doinky doinker October 20, 2008
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Stoinky Doinky

when you ejaculate in the air, spin around (360° turn) before catching the ejaculate in your mouth. can be done with both genders.
guy1: dude i got grounded so hard when i gave grandma a heart attack.
guy2: how tf u do that?
guy1: she caught me doing a stoinky doinky
by unowenurgay March 7, 2019
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Doink

A person who is acting in a stupid manner. Usually used when your parents are around and you can't curse.
by Fluffybeltran June 7, 2011
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Doinking

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
by Xackery September 16, 2008
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doinker

a) to punch or hit some one

b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!
a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!

b) wheres the fucking doinker???
by mr cooke December 12, 2010
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