dieirl

To die in real life

"dieirl kthx bye biatch"

by bill lumbergh November 21, 2003

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

DieIRLPlease

DieIRLPlease stands for "Die In Real Life Please".
Said to someone who you are mad at, or just hate.

Preppy Girl Let's go to the mall and cream over cute guys at starbucks wearing our conformist slutty clothes!
Sane Goth Chick DieIRLPlease
Preppy Girl What do you mean?
Sane Goth Chick DieIRLPlease
Preppy Girl WhatEverrr, I'm going to go conform and stuff. Cha.

by happiness_in_a_pill July 22, 2008

nose diver

when a man or woman goes down on a woman and he rubs her clit with his nose. Also, he or she can blow his or her nose in her vagina, referred to as the kleenex.

Yo last nite i totally did the nose diver on Sarah Robinson.

by matt Eapen September 21, 2006

sky diver

'sky diver' is rhyming slang for a fiver aka £5

look over there sky diver on floor

lend us a sky diver

by Bl4yze March 26, 2009

divers

5 GBP worth of skunk which is mainly one spliff so its worth buying a benners really.
Divers usually dealt in South East and East London.

Set me a divers ruuuude boii

by Daveth Langdon June 25, 2006

diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.

"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"

by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008