Divine Cockblock

When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.

Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.

Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.

by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010

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closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.

I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.

by bizzle207 April 25, 2010

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Pit Diving

When a man (Gary George) ejaculates into a girls armpit, then licks it back out.

Lad, I pit dived ya ma last night

Pit diving

by THE_MONEY$HOT May 21, 2011

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Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.

"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"

by vinnie December 18, 2003

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Meth Whale Sky Diving

A very fun sport where you take meth and sky dive whilst sitting/standing on a whale and landing in people's pools. All the rage in Russia; also known as MWSD

Vladimir went meth whale sky diving in Suckland

by Kitty Kat^^ September 12, 2009

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