Dicked the shit

When you owned something so much and there are no words to describe how awesome it is/was.

I beat him so bad, i Dicked the shit.

Person 1: God, you're owning hard.

Person 2: Yeah, i'm dickin' the shit.

by kaxxiehero August 28, 2009

dickless mcdickbreath

Ih the heirarchy of d bagery this is the top rank. An individual who showes cowardice and cocksucker traits at the same time.

Look hear Dickless McDickbreath, we aint having this shit.

by reptilian November 10, 2013

Dicklerious

The euphoric and delirious feeling one gets after being sexed by dick and most likely having multiple orgasms all night.

"I can't concentrate at work today because I'm too dicklerious from the vast amount of penis I received last night."

by Mango_McGee January 14, 2014

dicklebobber

A penis that has received a surgical enlargement and, consequently, is able to float when placed in water.

Girl A: "Man I would love to date Damian, but his penis is so damn tiny"
Girl B: "OMG did you not hear? He got his junk enlarged just the other day!"
Girl A: "Well unless it's a DICKLEBOBBER, I'm not interested!"

by shadosnpr16 April 26, 2014

Dickle

When you givin head and his dick taste sour like a pickle. You spit that shit out.

Samantha: So you sucked his dick right?

Kim: I tried, but he had dickle.

Samantha: wtf?
Kim: it tasted like he pulled out of a pickle jar

by CalamityChaos June 5, 2015

dicked

Dicking your pants is the act of getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants

Kyler just dicked his pants!

by shakethatassfome July 12, 2015

Dickle tit

When a person tickles someone's tit with their dick.

Kurt surprised Tom when he gave him a dickle tit.

by Peter Puff July 17, 2016