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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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explosive diarrhea

It is a feeling words can not explain....cuz you swear it is coming out sideways and your spine is about to break...and your legs are horizontal like a rocket is shooting out of your ass
I just had explosive diarrhea last night and it hurt.
by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003
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diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.
Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.
by Maybelline April 9, 2006
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Spicy Diarrhea

An extremely painful stinging sensation when having your bowels released. This sort of pain usually last from 3-4 days
"Aw, man my ass is killing from my spicy diarrhea last night. It was probably from that burrito I had."
by b-man16 April 2, 2009
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Diarrhea Porn

When a porn movie is about, features, or includes some kind of diarrhea in someone's mouth or snootch.
Hey Father William! Check out this video my mom sent me. Diarrhea porn!
by Pollup February 3, 2008
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vampire diarrhea

Jane:
Doctor, there's blood coming out of my special place.

Dr Acula:
I may be a vampire, but you don't see flys devouring diarrhea.

Jane:
Damn you, vampire diarrhea!
by Haltdieklappeundissdenkuchen September 11, 2009
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Diaritos

Shitting horribly (diarrhea) after eating an entire bag of Doritos chips.
I shouldn't have stayed up all night playing video games and eating an entire bag of Doritos. Now I have a horrible case of diaritos.
by nightowl21 July 10, 2010
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