Definitions by Haltdieklappeundissdenkuchen

vampire diarrhea 

Also known as a woman's time of the month.

Jane:
Doctor, there's blood coming out of my special place.

Dr Acula:
I may be a vampire, but you don't see flys devouring diarrhea.

Jane:
Damn you, vampire diarrhea!

vampire diarrhea by Haltdieklappeundissdenkuchen September 11, 2009