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Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.
“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
by Dortybordy March 7, 2025
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Denver

a city that's awesome at weed, beer and basketball but sucks at everything else
"denver's a pretty ok city"
by theGTAplayindenverfella May 22, 2023
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Denver

A silly furry friends hi may be a little fruity, Bi King!😁
by FurryLover203629843 June 17, 2023
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Denver

Denver is a very smart and generous man but doesn't ever show it. He usually smells a little odd and typically is lacking time in the shower. Denver is a man who does an intense amount of drugs on the daily and usually doesn't take his health into account. If you meet a Denver, keep him as he will always make you laugh, but watch out as he tends to like peer pressure others into doing drugs that you didn't even know existed.
I love Denver, he is such a beauty.
by cammccrindle March 15, 2023
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University of Denver

The University of Denver is a preppy school for stoners who want to study business and don't know what to do with their lives. One of the few schools to have the honor of being blown up by the gentlemen at Colorado School of Mines in the early 20th century.
I go to the University of Denver. Yeah I do weed. How did you know?
by Not a Mines Student March 27, 2023
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Beetlejuiced in Denver

When your local politician gives you a hand job at a local theater of a Broadway touring show.
Lauren was so impressed with her date that she beetlejuiced in denver while watching Beetlejuice, in Denver.
by Crazydudemanbro July 25, 2024
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Denver

When you can't hack your work anymore, You up and fuck off without telling anyone, Never to be seen or heard from again.
I can't believe he pulled a denver. He just said fuck this shit i'm out and off he went.
by Good Carnts May 1, 2024
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