Welcome to Denver

A statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. With no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.

Girl: So everyone...I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is.
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!

by dictionaryman123 November 6, 2010

Crystals Denver Dojo

A place where spiritual growth, enlightenment, boundless love and limitless abundance starts. A cozy space with a fabulous sofa. A place where Crystal will find the next level of her journey that will also be designed by Rachel Rice.

Crystals Denver Dojo has the best vibes. What a fabulous little crabby corner.

by Rricecakes January 24, 2022

Mike Denver

Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything

Mike Denver is my favorite person ever “
”I know right, what’s life without him"

by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022

national denver appreciation day

a day appreciating denver, one of the best people on our planet. he helps ALL of society.

“yo dude! it’s national denver appreciation day!”
“NO FUCKING WAY BRO IM DENVER NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER SO I CAN FUCK YOU”

by dxnver July 11, 2022

Dirty Denver

When you straddle your partner on their back while, while receiving oral sex, and shit on their chest simultaneously.

While grandpa sucked my dick, I dirty Denvered on his chest cause I'm the romantic type

by Necromancerking December 22, 2022

the denver sex offender

a name to call your uncle whos from denver

OH SHIT ITS THE DENVER SEX OFFENDER HE WILL RAPE US AHHH!

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 5, 2025

apartment in denver suburbs

Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)

Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?

No, im clean!

by Kanye Weeze February 1, 2010