Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.

"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."

by Woofles January 15, 2006

Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha) (re-definition)

This expression comes from Hebrew. Although it sounds very crude in English, it's not supposed to be. the expression "in your mother" (be-ima shkha, in Hebrew) means "please, common!(expressed as an "unpatient" tone" (it is also used when someone tells you something great( E.x:In your mother). It's a short for "do you swear in your mother?"). So this means that "leave me in your mother" means "leave me please = Common, please, leave me".

The meaning might be more accuratly defined as an equal to as "leave me \ no way" but is basically meant as an answer to something that is not logical.

The expression is used as following:
1) when someone talks to you but you have no patienece to listen for a reason.

2) when someone tells you an idea, which you try to talk him out of it.

Someone: Hey, c'mon, let's have another game!
You: Ohh... leave me in your mother...

by Kaiba Seto & Guy Zadock September 8, 2005

Definition

the authors interpretation of a word based on his linguistical competency and educational background.

Urbandictionary.com is a great place for complete idiots to turn seemingly normal words into sexually explicit definitions, but also a great place to poke fun at modern day vernacular.

by ritechus September 25, 2005

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by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020

Deceptionist

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

by r1r1 August 1, 2008

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by Um the hell November 12, 2017

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by Anonymous October 10, 2003