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Drift Wood

When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.
I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
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wannabe drift king

Similar to a ricer, basically anyone who has watched too many Fast and Furious movies.
any with "Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage is a wannabe drift king
by mcbule December 16, 2007
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drift

by Micki Kaplan October 17, 2003
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cock drift

during intercourse, the cock slides out of the vagina, and slams balls-deep into a girls ass with out missing a beat.

this happens most often during doggy style.

usually, this is where the girl will rodeo, and you hope to god she doesnt crush your nuts.
Girl: "OW!"
Guy: "Sorry baby, my cock drifted in there!"
by guardLK October 2, 2008
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dead drift

A fart cloud that holds its form and potency for an extended time. Most often in a low ceiling hallway setting.
Oh christ! I just cut through someones dead drift on my way to class.
by rooster_nugget December 19, 2012
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Drifter

Drifter is the bedtime bifter.
"Yeah mate, gonna roll a drifter and try and hit the hay"
by Ms.C.Vandal October 21, 2011
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drift king

Poser drift king (DK)
A person with no obviouse driving talent and an over-powered Japinese car that daddy bought them, who has watch to much Initial D or Fast and the Furious 3.

Usualy self proclamed drift king, who thinks slaming on the e-break around an corner and loosing traction is drifting.
Usualy is referd to by others as dick king, and winds up wraped around a tree.

This posers car is usualy recognised as a "Ricer"

covered in Brand names (of products they dont have) such as HKS and Apex'I, also known as a shopping list

can be heard comeing from the next subburbe due to its Milo Tin Exhaust,

oversized crome rims,

Lowerd to the point it scratches the ground, and bounces even on smooth roads,

an aluminium GT Wing the size of a park bench bolted on to there boot,

and ugly oversized fiberglass body kits that do nothing.

Theses cars are often seen out a night and wraped around trees, poles or other similar objects.

Keiichi Tsuchiya (the real Drift King)
the true drift king is Tsuchiya Kei'ichi a professional racing driver from Japan. He is also known as the "Drift King" otherwise as Dorikin for his non-traditional use of drifting in non-drifting racing events, and his role in popularizing drifting as a motorsport.
He is also known for Tôge or mountain pass driving.
The car he is most famous for driving is a Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno a.k.a. the "Hachi-Roku" in Japan (hachi-roku meaning "eight six".
Yo, i is the best doriffta, is is the Drift King, yo.
watch me go, "Srceeech, smash."
oh crap i is in critical in the ER.
by Drift Munkie September 5, 2006
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