Chesthair Dingleberries

Chesthairs clumped up with poop, usually found in your pubes after you give someone a hairy chili dog.

I keep finding "Chesthairs clumped up with poop" in my pubes after giving that guy David a hairy chili dog. Oh! you mean you have Chesthair Dingleberries!

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

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Dingleberry

A term used for the small piece of poop that consistently clings to Ramona’s butt.

Ramona Singer is incapable of leaving a dingleberry in her trail.

by churchofbravo July 21, 2021

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Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.

Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.

by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017

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