When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.
I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.
by DiaperPie July 17, 2019
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Example 1:
Enmanuel: “Ayo was brackin cuh”
Darien: “Was good whichu my nig”
*Enmanuel notices a flying object in the air*
Enmanuel: “Woah! What is that flying through the sky”
Darien: “Oh no. I’ve heard of him. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DIAPER KID!
*Diaper Kid flies down to Enmanuel and Darien*
Enmanuel:” It’s a pleasure to meet you Diaper Kid.”
Diaper Kid: “Have you not considered it”
Darien: “What might you be talking about Diaper Kid?”
Diaper Kid: “I’m just shocked to know that you have yet to incorporate it”
Enmanuel: “Incorporated what?”
Diaper Kid: “THE MOOD!!!”
*Jayson appears*
Diaper Kid: “Cmon Jayson, let’s go fly back out to Columbia to tickle Grayson’s grandma’s left testicle”
Jayson: “Bet”
*Jayson and Diaper Kid fly away*
*Darien and Enmanuel in shock, instantly fall to the ground and start spazzing*
*You know, they say that too this day, Darien and Enmanuel are still on the ground spazzing*
Enmanuel: “Ayo was brackin cuh”
Darien: “Was good whichu my nig”
*Enmanuel notices a flying object in the air*
Enmanuel: “Woah! What is that flying through the sky”
Darien: “Oh no. I’ve heard of him. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DIAPER KID!
*Diaper Kid flies down to Enmanuel and Darien*
Enmanuel:” It’s a pleasure to meet you Diaper Kid.”
Diaper Kid: “Have you not considered it”
Darien: “What might you be talking about Diaper Kid?”
Diaper Kid: “I’m just shocked to know that you have yet to incorporate it”
Enmanuel: “Incorporated what?”
Diaper Kid: “THE MOOD!!!”
*Jayson appears*
Diaper Kid: “Cmon Jayson, let’s go fly back out to Columbia to tickle Grayson’s grandma’s left testicle”
Jayson: “Bet”
*Jayson and Diaper Kid fly away*
*Darien and Enmanuel in shock, instantly fall to the ground and start spazzing*
*You know, they say that too this day, Darien and Enmanuel are still on the ground spazzing*
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Get the dapr mug.There are two definitions used in different contexts:
(In singing)
1. A muscle in your lower chest under your lungs. Many singers and theater kids know this definition due to how often it is mentioned by singing teachers. You can feel yourself use it most whenever you are about to sleep or whenever you are breathing without thinking.
(In sex/contraceptives)
2. A round disk inserted into a vagina to prevent sperm from reaching the egg and getting a woman pregnant. It is about 88% effective due to improper use. It is best used with spermicide. Very few women chose to use diaphragms because of their lower efficacy as well as the need to see a doctor to get one.
(In singing)
1. A muscle in your lower chest under your lungs. Many singers and theater kids know this definition due to how often it is mentioned by singing teachers. You can feel yourself use it most whenever you are about to sleep or whenever you are breathing without thinking.
(In sex/contraceptives)
2. A round disk inserted into a vagina to prevent sperm from reaching the egg and getting a woman pregnant. It is about 88% effective due to improper use. It is best used with spermicide. Very few women chose to use diaphragms because of their lower efficacy as well as the need to see a doctor to get one.
1. "Activate your diaphragm! Aim your voice out, don't sing under your breath. I can't hear you!"
2. "I use a diaphragm, but it's a bit of a hassle. I might just use pills. What do you think?"
2. "I use a diaphragm, but it's a bit of a hassle. I might just use pills. What do you think?"
by Pseudonyms are alright September 19, 2021
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