The Suite Life On Deck

A new show that airs on a channel that shouldn't exist.
The idea probably came up when the producers of "The suite life of Zack and Cody" couldn't think of a new cheesy pun or idea for an episode, so they thought of moving the alleged twins Zack & Cody (Dylan & Cole Sprouse) to a cruise ship, hence the suite life on deck.
It stars the same characters as the old show, except they replaced Maddie Fitzpatrick with a girl named Bailey (Debbie Ryan) who's apparently from the country even though she hasn't got a hint of country accent in her voice. They call her a "country bumpkin", though she says "you guys" instead of "y'all" like most country people (trust me, im from Alabama.)
It's basicly the same thing as the old show, except they're on a cruise ship and they go different places.

Suite Life of Zack & Cody Producer #1: Hey, I stayed up all night and STILL couldn't think of a cheesy punch line for the show!
SLZ&C Producer #2: Well, I just got back from a cruise ship, and it would be a great place for D & C to ensue shananigans.
SLZ&C Producer #3: *great* idea!!!
SLZ&C Producer #1: I know!
And so the Suite Life on Deck was born.

by LaLa Lexi March 21, 2009

upper deck

Where you go to someone's house, shit in the tank part of the toilet. the shit in there starts rotting, and starts smelling up the bathroom, and people don't know where the smell is coming from because they never look in the tank part of the toilet.

I took a crap in CJ's Top Tank and left him a Upper Deck he will never forget.

by William Wood August 9, 2005

Under the deck

A phrase used to end a conversation after it has been going on for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds.

Person A, 14:08 in: And then I was all like, "Hey, that's totally not fair"

Person B, 14:20 in: Well, I just think that's not fai..

Person A, 14:32 in: UNDER THE DECK.

*End of conversation*

by Risser February 28, 2009

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

on deck

when a hustla has his product of choice ready to sell

i got dvds, cds, & dro on deck

by yungn CTC May 8, 2006

Poop deck

A lining of toilet paper placed in the toilet so the splash of your dump doesn't get you wet.

`Man I hate it when I get water on my bum!` `you should lay down the poop deck next time friend`

by ChungusLord July 29, 2013

Swab Her Poop Deck

Anal sex; ass fucking; butt fucking

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008