curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

Curried Dragon

The sexual act involving having a woman suspended in mid air, perhaps with a butterfly sex swing, and engaging in intercourse with her whilst she is on her period. Named for legendary coach Bill Curry who was the first to complete this sex act.

"Kyle wanted to have a red rocket so he hooked up with a gymnast that would let him do a curried dragon."

by HelloPossible November 10, 2011

curried away

When you taste your food and realise it's just too hot.

Matt cooked his favourite dinner, Thai Red Curry, but he was so excited to add flavour that he got curried away, and it was too hot to eat.

by shangrula April 26, 2014

Cutie boi boi

The opposite of fuckboy, someone who goes to church camp and loves their grandmas

"Aw let me pinch your cheecls, come here cutie boi boi"
"Grandma stop! Not in front ofy friends!"

by Shaggyg April 9, 2015

curtis fong

A male of delinquents and wisdom. Mostly used to describe a Asian man with a Longbeard.

Yea ta be Curtis Fong

by Smarter every day December 18, 2015

curtious lick

One single lick to the butthole before you take that ass to pound town

"They fucked me and didnt even give me a curtious lick"

by This fuck boi December 23, 2015

CurtIV

Rudely and quickly use pregame tailgate excess leading to an induced, event missing coma-as if given an IV dosed anesthesia.

"That game was awesome, how come so&so didn't come take his seat?"
"So&so? He so took the CurtIV and was comatose at the tailgate.

by Gripdaddy September 12, 2017