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shit cummer

One who cums shit. Not to be confused with a cum shitter - very different ratios.
by AlabamaShitFarmer April 6, 2020
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Raise the Cumbrella

Means to 'get a hooker' or 'to find someone to have sex with'.

The term dates back to 1860s and was widely used in port towns, where Amsterdamian merchants sailed to. Amsterdamian accent (mokums) and the word 'come' eventually formed a funny sounding proverb 'raise the cumbrella'.

Term Cumbrella describes elongated eye lashes, which among sex workers served a double purpose to seduce men and prevent pinkeye. Facial ejaculations and therefor cases of pinkeye were common due to lack of protection wear and condoms in general. Rubber condoms were mass produced only after 1860s.

Cumbrella has later become a synonym for condoms.

Update: Gerda Puridle -meme is false, though the story behind the term 'Cumbrella' is somewhat truthbased.
Sailor: I'll be in port for two nights.
Brothel worker: Do you want to raise the cumbrella with me?
Sailor: Why not, shall we?
Brothel worker: We shall.

Sailor 1: I was planning to raise the cumbrella tonight.
Sailor 2: I was thinking the same thing. Where should we go to?
Sailor 1: There is a good brothel two blocks from here.
by The Old Sailor February 15, 2021
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cumbelly

A fat woman's belly, typically seen protruding between a midriff shirt and low rise jeans. Often has the appearance of a blubbery spare tire. Generally makes an excellent jerk-off location.
Look at the cumbelly on that fat hoe! Feed that bitch a sausage and she'll let you have your way.
by Lucy Cumbelly May 24, 2007
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Cumbrella

John: I can wait for you to let me in because I'm just that kind of fella, but I'm gonna bust so hard you're gonna need a cumbrella
Amanda: Ok, John....
by Manda+JaMiS January 9, 2017
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Camberwell Carrot

A fat spliff / joint / jazz fag / marley cigarette.
From the film withnail and I, with Richard E Grant
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
by zeo July 30, 2005
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Cumberbeast

In BBC's Sherlock, Martin Freeman acts as John H. Watson and the Cumberbeast as super duper sexy Sherlock
by Sherlocked_io November 4, 2013
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Dirty Cumberland

When you defecate and urinate into a condom, tie a knot in the top and hit somebody over the head with it until it bursts.
Ey lad, I've just twated me ma with a dirty cumberland there, class.
by Brock Wurst October 22, 2016
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