cubanaso

Trashy cubans - the type that live in lower middle class neighborhoods in Miami. Christmas usually includes lechon in their driveways while they wear wifebeaters and drink bad american domestic beer, spout off ignorant statements and make the rest of the Cuban population look bad.

Hey did you see that cubanaso moved into our neighborhood? He had a couple lowriders and lechon going in the driveway. Wearing a wifebeater, too, que cubanaso.

by jm22e November 23, 2009

cuban sandwich

A sandwich, most popular from Tampa, Florida and farther south, made with ham, salami, proscuittini and swiss cheese which is pressed on a sandwich roll, then dressed with mustard and pickles.

On our vacation to Florida, we ate the best cuban sandwiches.

by Bob Noxious November 28, 2003

Cuban

Cubans are a rich a cultrural race and even though some may think were cocky or racist we are not that is also a stereotype. We are Latin Americans who decend from White, Black, or Asian decent. We dont think that other races are belows we are just proud of what we are and are not afraid to show it. I have never heard any other Latin Race call us backstabbers and I'm friends with Puerto Ricans, Guatamalins, Mexicans, Blacks, Whites, Asians you name it and they dony think any less of me as i do them we are all equal with cultures and traditions. I'm Cuban and gave never had one racist though or idea that I'm better than any other. We pride ourselves on what we are and our History. Also the Idea that Puerto Rico stole out flag is false it was adopted by them when both Cubans and Puerto Ricans were workign togethor to free themselves from Spanish Rule the Puerto Ricans took it as a sing of graditude and changed the colors.

Random Guy 1: Hey what Race are you?

Random Guy 2: Oh I'm Cuban You?

Random Guy 1: I'm Puerto Rican.

Random Guy 2: Thats cool were you born there?

by Cubanito789 June 13, 2010

Cuban Hot Champion

After a long hot drive in ur automobile.. Bend your lover over the hood and insert a fiery hot SparkPlug in there ass.. Make sure to thread it in softly.. Not to strip the sphincter..

While driving down the road, I picked up a sweet hitchiker.. And for my reward, I gave her a Cuban Hot Champion..

by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006

Cuban

-Cubans: People that made Miami the 2nd rudest city in the U.S. "travel&leisure.com"

-Cubans Politicians: Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas, removed due to their rampant dishonesty, the worst in the history of Florida.

-Cuban ancestry: They always say, I'm cuban BUT my family is from Spain. If you were born in cuba you are cuban, period, ashamed?

-Cuban food: The most greasy and unhealthy food in the world.

-Cuban cigars: Exporting cancer to the world.

-Cubans and welfare: Universally known for being liars that work under the table while committing welfare fraud, MOST cubans do it. Besides that Medicare fraud ($91 mil in Florida 2011) is done by hundreds of cuban doctors, and thousands of fake cuban "patients" google: cuban medicare fraud

-Cuban women: Loud, obnoxious, ignorant, abusive, bad manners, raised to be jineteras.

-Cuban men: Raised to be crooks, cocky charlatans.
-Cuban history: From the 1920’s to 50s Cuba was a haven for prostitution, brothels, gambling and drugs ( and the favourite route for the narcotics trade to the United States)

From 1958 to present has become an even poorer country with no respect for human rights, an embarrassment and destructive influence to the hemisphere.

"EVERY NATION HAS THE GOVERNMENT IT DESERVES" -De Maistre-

Go back to your island and help your own people to be free, instead of keep ruining Miami.

P.S. Notice Im using facts, not my opinion. All this info is accurate and verifiable. My opinion: QUE CHUSMA TAN DAÑINA !!!

Are you cuban? Shit No! The question is offensive.

How can I get food stamps and medicaid while making money illegally? Ask a cuban

Who is this obnoxious lady trying to cut in line? A cuban

by Heather Conroy February 14, 2012

Cuban Rudolph

A sex act in which a male inserts the base of a lit cigar in a female's anus, in which the "cherry" of the cigar resembles Rudolph the reindeer's nose so bright.

"Dude, last night I gave that bitch a Cuban Rudolph!

by 3dudes February 21, 2010

Cuban Taco

the act of having two hispanic girls make out naked while interlocking their legs and having sex with their pussy lips without penetrating one or the other

guy 1-Juanita and Amada totally gave me a Cuban Taco for my birthday dinner
guy 2-Dude you fucked my sisters!??!?!?!?!?!
guy 1- no way man! i didn't penetrate.....but they made out....

by Hi$panic luvr November 23, 2010