fanny crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

That was so vile, fanny crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

Crunch Time

A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.

Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?

Nick: I knew it was time...

Justin: Time for what?

Nick: Crunch time...

Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.

by totallynotchris March 27, 2010

Cap'n Crunch

This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.

My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"

by Cap'n Crack July 5, 2003

Crunch Time

Crunch time is what you say to a women before laying down a serious smashing.

"When i put my blue suit on, you might as well call me the captain, cause it's crunch time!"

by Jonathan Torres. April 11, 2005

Dinosaur Crunch

(Verb)- The act of crushing the pelvic bone of an elderly person while having rough sex; due to osteoporosis.

Russ: Hey, can I give your Grandma a dinosaur crunch?

Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!

by Alligator face April 5, 2011

Nestle Crunch

A very crunchy Nestle

"Wow this thing is very crunchy"
"Thats why i love nestle crunch"

by Broopt November 1, 2020

drop a crunch

To recount an unbelievable but true story, usually of a sexual nature.

Mike -- Dude. You are NEVER going to believe what happened last night!
Chuck -- What happened, man?
Mike -- Do you remember....Tracy? I woke up to her GETTING NAKED AND JUMPING IN MY BED.
Steve -- No way! Way to drop a crunch on us, man!

by tidetogo March 26, 2008