Crotch Crumbs 

The toilet paper crumbs that seem to attach themselves to your pubic hairs after wiping. They live in there and fall out at a later date, i.e. shower, next bathroom break.

I heard this chick in the girls' bathroom bitchin' about her crotch crumbs...she needs to clean that shit up down there !

Crotch Crumbs by LiveBy11 July 8, 2009

crotch shock 

The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.

"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"

crotch shock by Vito Nicola May 10, 2013

crotch brownie 

When you shit on a niggas dick during anal

"Hey did you hear about Cassi shitting on Brian's dick?"

"Ya man that's a crotch brownie. What a bitch!"

crotch brownie by Heyrayeaye December 31, 2014

Crotch party

Its a party in your crotch, jump right in

If you wanna get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right in its a crotch party right up in here why don't you lick on this big Joint

Crotch party by Icymieject August 4, 2019

crotch art 

The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation. skid mark

Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.

crotch art by Ralph Wiggum February 18, 2003

Crotch Stuffer 

Modestly endowed male who, to avoid embarrasment in changing and locker room situations, uses items such as socks and tissues to create the bulge that his small sexual organs never could.

Jon "I saw Ernie in his underwear after soccer practice, it looked like he's finally grown!"
Rachel "no he hasn't dude, i saw it all last week. Iv seen new born babies with bigger balls than that crotch stuffer."

Crotch Stuffer by Kolomarc August 28, 2006

crotch stick 

another word for tampon

Hey, do any of you girls happen to have a crotch stick?

crotch stick by Liz May 13, 2005