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Caitie

A short female who has tremendous OCD, resulting in fits of rage that promote laughter among every other person in the vicinity.
I hid her Burt's Bee's and Caitie almost had a freakin heartattack.
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Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.
He must be very skilled at coitis.
by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014
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Caiti

the koolest person in the world...
i wish i was Caiti
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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critical mass

A large gathering of mostly douchebag hipsters that ride their bikes around the city on the last Friday of the month. Participants feel that since they ride bicycles, they are somehow superior and permitted to break traffic laws.
Did you count the number of hipster douchebags at critical mass? It's over 9000!
by whof arted August 25, 2008
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Cliting

The act of getting a girl with an unusually large clit and taking the said clit and shoving it into your asshole. This can be done for pleasure or curiosity. But penatration of asshole must happen using clit.
Because of how big my girls dick clit is we were cliting all night long.
by El Knuphrag December 2, 2010
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critical mass

A monthly gathering of people to ride bikes around a city or town. Its general purpose is to raise awareness that people ride bikes for transportation too and roads should be more accomidating for bikes. With many cyclists riding together in a group they are able to reach a "critical mass" and become a powerful entity of the roads, taking up many lanes.

Invented in San Francisco, it is celebrated in many cities across the world due to its simplicity to organize, often all you need to is spread the word about it. In San Francisco and New York participants often number in the thousands. It is usually at the end of the day on the last Friday of every month, at a standard, well-known gathering spot.

Often criticized by motorists as a nuciance, though cyclists criticise back that motorists hog the road, pollute, kill, etc.
Hey bro, want to see a movie this Friday at 5?

No man, I'm going to the Critical Mass to challenge the social norm of owning a car! Me and a few hundred other bike riders are going to be celebrating peaceful transportation. You should come. Everyone should come! No Critical mass? Start one!
by mr. bike April 14, 2006
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Senior citizen

When a person places their hand in a bowl of water thus allowing it to become wrinkly before they proceed to masturbate.
After watching Cocoon 1 & 2, Siskel & Ebert felt that the gaiety of the subject matter expressed throughout the film was well deserving of more than a two thumbs up but, a five finger Senior citizen.
by ramonymone February 1, 2009
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