Cranethetia

disease of the conk crank

Stop leaving papayas in the fridge, you're gonna catch Cranethetia!

by Raptorface November 5, 2023

Craston

rush in a unready way

“i craston to school most days”

by poopdam December 6, 2023

craston

rushing

i was craston to school

by poopdam December 8, 2023

Crasting

Procrastinating.

John: "Hey bro did you start that assignment that's due tomorrow?"
Henry: "Nah man I been crasting. I had a whole month to do it too."

by JordanJJoestar December 10, 2023

Crasty

like funky… might be good might be bad

“oh that saxophone solo was crasty af”

“ew that Hawaiian shirt is so crasty, I hate it.”

by jazzyjake December 12, 2023

cranthricimating

overthinking or complicating a simple situation, which creates unnecessary confusion and/or anxiety

"instead of cranthricimating your dinner choices, why don't you choose the one you like most?"

by sacrafice August 28, 2024

crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025