damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.
by cch pounder January 17, 2010
Get the Craftsman auto-hammer mug.Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".
You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
by TheHungryCouch July 27, 2011
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by Kondai April 7, 2020
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Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .
by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019
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by DarkHazium January 7, 2011
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