by Sonic Laconic April 24, 2020
Get the Corona 20mug. During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020
Get the Corona Boardingmug. When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).
Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.
by edstar77 March 20, 2020
Get the corona crunkedmug. The toilet inspired hole dug in your yard for social distancing guests in your yard, to keep them from contaminating your house and bathroom.
Gary : Hey Rod, thanks for inviting me over for some patio margs. Can I run inside real quick and take a piss?
Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.
Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.
by Prizza and Beer May 27, 2020
Get the corona holemug. by pbids February 3, 2020
Get the Corona Flumug. the direct contact of two feet of different people by the side of the foot, done with both feet, only performed with shoes on; used as a counter to hand-to-hand contact like high fives, fist bumps, hand shakes, etc.
by J. S. T. March 16, 2020
Get the Corona fivemug. 