Shit Controller

The controller in the house that no one wants to play with. typicly off brand, or damaged.

aww dog, theres to many people you gonna have to use the shit controller.

No buddy wants to play with the shit controller.

by Robert destroyer of controller May 14, 2010

quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.

"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."

by D. Gould January 28, 2007

Control Room

The act of fucking a girl in the ass to make her do what you want.

That bitch wasn't listening to me, so I hit her square in the Control Room now she don't give me any problems.

by $WAGGI November 21, 2016

Dream Control

n. The ability to exert control over one's dreams. This is a separate skill apart from Lucidity.

Dude, I was flying around and shooting lightning out of my eyeballs, then I became Lucid and for some reason lost my Dream Control. I fell to the earth and ate shit.

by WakingNomad May 6, 2012

gun control

hitting what you are aiming for

Man 1: Why do you have a gun?
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.
Man 1: You make no sense.
Man 2: You suck *gun shots*
Man 1: You shot me!
Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to
Man 3: now thats what i call gun control

by conservative joe June 13, 2005

Controling Bastards

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)

AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...

god bless america

by Goose March 16, 2004

Gun Control

Hitting what you aim at

"Hey, Do you believe in Gun Control"
"Yes, Yes I Do"
"Are you coming to the march this Saturday?"
"No, I'm gonna shoot some guns"
"That's not gun control"
"Gun Control is hitting what is aim at idiot"

by xSnickerz May 15, 2018