constibacon

The extremely sated and stuffed feeling one gets after consuming too much pork.

Last night's BBQ gave me such constibacon I haven't eaten since, and it's been twenty hours!

by Ironballs June 1, 2014

constify

To constantly do something, like constantly watching anime all day instead of going outside and enjoying the beautiful sunshine.
What a depressed introvert.

i'm constify thinking of a sentence

by DaRealKey April 12, 2019

constantine

If you have a person in your school named constatine he is the hottest most popular and sweet boy ever and you should be friends with him. And also he's greek

wow Constantine is greek he's hot and we should be friends with him

by Greeks are amazing October 16, 2020

potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

Donation of Constantine

A forged imperial Roman decree used by the Papacy to grant themselves authority over Rome and the Western Roman Empire. It was supposedly given by Emperor Constantine to the fictitious Pope Sylvester.

The Donation of Constantine is a prime example of a Donation of Constantine.

by blaybins April 25, 2010

Universal hallway constant

Generally denoted by K, the universal constant is used in calculating the proper density and distribution of smoke detectors in a house hallway. While the constant can not be mathematically derived, it's value has been estimated at 150, and has units of square feet/kitchen*staircase.

Dude, to be able to tell you how many smoke detectors you'll need, I need to know the proper universal hallway constant.

by Fire Safety October 21, 2010

John Andrew Constantino

He's one of the leaders of the bulbol cartel(lead by alias lotenzo, and alias lewis). He is known for being the mastermind of their smuggle of sperm across the world.

Putangina John Andrew Constantino. Ang pogi mo

by Heizenberk March 16, 2022