consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.

We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.

by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014

Console Bisexual

Someone who has loads of knowledge about both Xbox and PlayStation, wears PlayStation and Xbox clothing indefinitely, and owns both consoles.

1: That guy with the Xbox One T-shirt is playing a PS4! Traitor!
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.

by Trerry June 30, 2015

Consnitch

A Consnitch is a code name for a bitch

Ugh, that girl is such a Consnitch!

by hurricanetortilla?morelikehurr March 18, 2017

Consensual Cougarism

When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.

Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt

by SnM1221:) September 2, 2017

Consentration

An epic word coined by the son of a world leader describing the mental fitness he received while staring at firearms.

I looked at the gun in her hand and immediately consentration set in and I solved my crossword puzzle.

by Artkincell May 13, 2018

Consensual Clapping

Consensual Clapping is a just another word for sex or consensual rape.

Last night me and my girl where Consensual Clapping.

by FuckingNug September 14, 2018

Console Peasant

The PC Master Race uses the term "peasant" as a personification of willful ignorance regarding the objective superiority of PCs over consoles. The term is especially applicable when facts are ignored or dismissed in lieu of regurgitated console marketing disinformation in an effort to defend some abhorrent practices by console manufacturers. simple as that. - pcmr

you are not a Console Peasant simply because you play on that platform if you given to willful ignorance however if you defend and damage control Console manufacturers you are. some are reluctant ever use that name unironically.

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 January 19, 2021