confuderen

het verwarren van een vriendinnetje (als haar vriendje)

Jorit kan Joke echt vaak confuderen.
Waarom confudeert Jorit Joke zoveel?

by yngfrvr May 31, 2022

Confusmerse

con-fuzz-mers

(noun)
The dizzying feeling of being deeply immersed in a whirlpool of confusing emotions or thoughts, where uncertainty and fascination mix.

“I felt totally confusmerse after that conversation—excited but couldn’t make sense of it all.”

by Sakurakage August 22, 2025

confudeulbuddid

In a dazed and confused state of mind.

I'm so confudeulbuddid, because i drank too much.

by Jacqui H. September 6, 2005

confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.

guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !

by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009

confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what

Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!

by missbe.xx December 8, 2010

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011