conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name

conflicted Nigel wishes he had a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

conflue

to flow together or one into the other, as in two rivers; the verb-equivalent of "confluence."

The Trijuga River conflues with the Koshi River near the Barrage.

by MeroSabda September 22, 2025

Conflating

You do that a lot. Calling into question whether or not something is the case is not illiciting an action from the read. And my use of simile is not an affirmative claim.

Hym "And you are CONFLATING those things... A LOT. And you are engaging in the CONFLATION... So that you can assign to me culpability in acts in which I did not activately partake. Stop doing it. That's YOU. Doing a thing to me. And that THING... Is CALLED... CONFLATING."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

CONFLUNE

The point at which two running bodies of water, such as a river or stream, join together; their confluence.

Invasive fish are often found where the Middle and North Oconee Rivers CONFLUNE.

by Stritches December 22, 2025

Conflunction

Definition:
A state of being extremely highunundersterndable. It describes a situation, person, or idea that is so chaotic, illogical, or complex that your brain completely stops working.

Example:
Person A: "Did you understand a single word the professor just said?"
Person B: "Not at all, man. I’m in a state of pure conflunction right now."

by Nastybast December 29, 2025

Conflaygron

Ask your doctor about Conflaygron headache medication.

Common side effects include projectile vomiting, coma, dysentery, stuttering, permanent severe migraines, ischemic priotism, blindness, tourette syndrome, diabetes, lupus, bubonic plague, ebola, aanaphylaxis, severe skin peeling, cardiac arrest, irregular heartbeat, huntington's disease, seizures, hallucinations, nerve damage, stroke, internal bleeding, dementia, liver damage, persistent sexual dysfunction (PSSD)

Ask your doctor about Conflaygron for headaches.

by KlagSnorp January 11, 2026

African conflict

An African conflict is when six people are in an orgy and one of them starts licking everybody's toes one by one calling them pig holes

Did you just start an African conflict I love you boi in the hood

by Ilikeasslickers August 5, 2017